WARNING: Adult Language present on this item
This is a set of our high quality custom garden stakes. This set includes 20 comedic sayings and a very nice custom storage box. The box can be custom inscribed with a name or a saying. The garden stakes are laser cut by order. Each order is cut from a single piece of wood and then sealed. By doing this, the stakes take on unique characteristicsmaking them one of a kind. The stakes measure approximately 5.6" tall and 4.8" wide at the widest point.
This set includes the following garden stakes:
Bloody Mary Garnish
Stayin' Alive
Sill Alive Barely
I Forgot
Definitely Weeds
Devil's Lettuce
Mojitos in Training
Something Green
No Idea
Flower of Some Sort
Weeds
Not Dead yet
F#ck If I Know
Dead
Honestly Who Knows
Shit Happens
High Hopes
Probably a Plant
Not Sure
Grow Dammit!
We offer the option to keep the wood all natural or we can coat it with a water proof sealant. The sealant does leave a slight chemical smell however it will cause the stakes to last longer and repel moisture.
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Comedic Custom Garden Stake Set
Please be aware there is some adult language on a couple of the garden stakes.